LOLs for Technologists
Your A to Z for Apocalyptic Times
A is for Alphabet. Not Google 🚫
B is for Beta. Another chance to get it right
C is for crypto. Need we say more? 🤣
D is for Data centre. Your back-up plan 📄
E is for Elon. The Godfather of Tech 🙌🏻
F is for financial crisis. You can bet on that 📉
G is for GIF. Again and again 🔁
H is for Hockey Stick. Grab it with both hands 🏒
I is for Instagram. Are you still following? 🤳🏼
J is for Javascript. Are you speaking my language?
K is for Y2K. A blast from the past 💥
L is for Likes and LinkedIn. Can I add you to my network? 🌐
M is for Meditation. Be mindful of that 🧘🏼♀️
N is for Napkin. Your coffee shop business plan 📊
O is for Overnight Success. Of the 20-year kind
P is for Product*
*No resemblance to pitch deck guaranteed
Q is for QA. Whose job was that? 🤯
R is for Ramen. The well balanced startup diet 🍜
S is for Silicon. Inflating more than house prices
T is for Tik Tok. Unwind that clock 🙅♀️
U is for Uppit.io. Removing bias 🎉
V is for Valuation = (Vision + Ever increasing debt) x 20*Investor Angst
W is for Why? Ask Simon ⬇️
X is for Xanax. Difficult times ahead 😬
Y is for Yahoo. They’re still searching for it… 🔍
Z is for Zeeposcarfinglebud.com. The only URL left 😫
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